iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

(via askabisexual)


elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via askabisexual)




hunting-timelord:

nightcrawler554:

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

same

THAT HAIR i want it

hunting-timelord:

nightcrawler554:

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

same

THAT HAIR i want it

(via askabisexual)


nullversed:

micthemicrophone:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

oswald-ears:

duckavenger:

“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”

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“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”

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“He’s so mean all the time!”

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OMG

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HOW

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CAN

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PEOPLE

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HATE

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ON

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DONALD

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DUCK

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Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST COMMENT

(via sugarstitchplush)